The Dibbsed One

We dibbs hockey men.  They play the game of hockey and we dibbs them.  Why do we do this do you ask?
1.  They're rough and tough which makes them attractive
2.  They ROAR when they score which makes them attractive
3.  They get incredibly sweaty which makes them attractive
4.  They're hostile therefore they hit other men which makes both of them attractive
5.  They're in top notch physical condition... guaranteed.  That too makes them attractive if you would believe it.

Those are just a few of our reasons for selecting the game and the men of hockey.  We promise in our studies that we won't steal boyfriends, we'll just look at them...cause they're men and they play hockey and therefore (all together now) they're attractive.

Simple logic.  

-Dumpling and Pierogie