A Relationship with Sidney Crosby

Hello.  I find that Sidney Crosby is one of the best dibbs I've ever had.  In a perfect world, I would not dibbs him over the internet..I'd dibbs that hottenss in the flesh, and he'd dibbs my hottness in the flesh.  Thats a perfect world right there.  In that same perfect world, we'd naturally have a glorious relationship.  It would go something like this...

This is him dibbsing me.  He sees me across the room and it's love at first sight.  "DAMN! Whose that beautiful woman?" he asks himself. 

When I make Sidney laugh on one of our many dates.

We had a long night, so he needs to stretch it out.  That smile proves that he cannot deny that he had a really good time, as did I.   

THAT'S WHY WE HAD A LONG NIGHT.  Be jealous.  

He's thinking of me...and realizing that it's something way more than a fling.  

HOWEVER!  Shit goes down when a member of the opposing team tries to flirt and woo me against my will!  Sidney does not like it one bit!  As he comforts me, he promises to take care of business.  He bravely takes the ice to defend my honor because bitches be starting to talk some shit!  DRAMA!  

"Once I'm through kicking his ass I'm gonna marry that girl"

He is the victor!  He now searches for me as I too search for him.  When we meet, I wrap my arms around him.  After a tender moment he gets down on one knee...I say yes.  

We ride off into the sunset together and live happily ever after. 

There it is, my relationship with Sidney Crosby in a nutshell.  Wow.  That was hot.  Imma have to go take a shower or something to cool down.  CAN YOU IMAGINE Sidney Crosby coming home to you?  GOD!  I would certainly die a ridiculously happy woman.  Me and all of Sidney's gloriously Canadian hockey playing hotness.  

Once again,  god bless the game of hockey, and the Canadian's who play it.  

-Pierogies.  

Equal Opportunity Hotness Appreciator

This is my "man-friend" (a la Sex and the City) Jon Gleed.  Don't ask how I found him...okay, I'll tell you.  I was just creeping around the internet...procrastinating.  I was actually looking for a trade-able dibbs to offer Dumpling (future post will explain).  While looking, I was naturally dibbsing what I liked..well because I liked it. Anyways.   Jon Gleed.  (ahem)

He plays on the Aer Lingus Belfast Giants..ya I know kinda a regect team (ireland..duh) but I am very much an equal opportunity hotness appreciator.  No matter your rejection status, you shall receive my same devotion in exploring your hotness.
Plays defense
Born in 1984
Height: 6' 2"
Weight: 212
BIRTHPLACE: CANADA (specifically Ontairo)


Jon Gleed is an excellent example of one of the feature I LOVE in a man.  Even a non-canadian, non-hockey playing man can woo me with this feature.  SUNKEN EYEBALLS.  Note the sunken eyeball hotness in the following picture.

REALLY, REALLY ATTRACTIVE.

So the lesson we have learned today...sunken eyeballs are hot.  END OF GAME.


God Bless the game of hockey and the Canadians who play it.
-Pierogies  

My Love For the Armed Forces and Hockey Combined!

Huge win!  I mean HUGE!  As a citizen of these fine United States, I appreciate GREATLY the service of the men in the military...both their actions and their ability to look good in uniform.  Now, when I discovered that there was an AIR FORCE HOCKEY TEAM.  My mind was blown and my body…was immediately excited (I’m all about honesty here).  Then I learned there was an Army Hockey team too!  What does my female brain tell me about this discovery...IT'S DOUBLE THE UNIFORM PEOPLE!  Two uniforms for the price of one!  Now what female does not appreciate that? 


 (hint: She doesn't exist)


Here are my selections from the Air Force Hockey Team…I've selected my favorite Defensemen, Forward, and Goalie...believe me there were PLENTY I would have liked to have added.  


#5 Eric Artman 

Sophomore, 5-10/170lbs, Defense

#15 Sean Bertsch

Senior, 5-9/180lbs, Forward

#37 Stephen Caple

Junior, 5-10/175lbs, Goalie

My Honorable Mentions...

#26 Mitch Torrel

#10 Paul Weisgarber

NOW FOR THE ARMY!!  

#4 Cody Ikkala

Sophomore, 6-2/206lbs, Defense

#13 Jon Bobb

Sophomore, 6-2/197lbs, Forward

#35 Jay Clark

Senior, 5-11/186lbs, Goalie

My Honorable Mentions...

#30 Ryan Leets

#24 Danny Colvin

In conclusion I feel that the advantage is with the Army team.  I seriously could have put half the team up here.  I also noticed when looking at their stats (as in height and weight) they were generally larger than the Air Force men..which I prefer...A LOT.  These were just some of my favorites, but as mentioned...THERE ARE MORE.  So if you feel the need, check out the roster sites and have a good time.  I think I'm really feeling Jay Clark and Sean Bertsch...Jay looks like a classy act, plus hes a goalie which means he's gloriously flexible.  Sean I feel is incredibly attractive in person, I can just feel it in my hockey men loving bones.  Dumplings probably surprised Mr. Ikkala isn't my favorite, but ya know just because he isn't my favorite does not mean I would mind if Mr. Ikkala skated all over my ice rink..just saying.    

Enjoy!  

-Pierogies   

Πώς Σε Λενε;

Πως σε λεωε; is Greek for "How do they call you?"  It has become Dumpling and I's way of signaling (somewhat) secretly that we like what we see.  There's even a dance.
Step One:  Stand up tall with one leg placed slightly in front of the other.
Step Two:  When you see said attractive man, you wiggle your leg/hip of the leg that is slightly ahead of the other.  Its got a belly dancing hip pop to it, except its looser.  Just feel the hottness of said man and you'll do it correctly.
Step Three:  Your hands can rest at your waist, but as you become more comfortable, you can get creative.  It can get pretty hot in my use..especially with a certain British Columbia Canadian.
Step Four:  You say "Πώς Σε Λενε;" (pronounciation key: pos se lene) as seductively as you can.

Thats Πώς Σε Λενε;...and you'll notice that whenever theres a blog post titled Πώς Σε Λενε; good things will be there...we promise.

-Pierogies

The Dibbsed One

We dibbs hockey men.  They play the game of hockey and we dibbs them.  Why do we do this do you ask?
1.  They're rough and tough which makes them attractive
2.  They ROAR when they score which makes them attractive
3.  They get incredibly sweaty which makes them attractive
4.  They're hostile therefore they hit other men which makes both of them attractive
5.  They're in top notch physical condition... guaranteed.  That too makes them attractive if you would believe it.

Those are just a few of our reasons for selecting the game and the men of hockey.  We promise in our studies that we won't steal boyfriends, we'll just look at them...cause they're men and they play hockey and therefore (all together now) they're attractive.

Simple logic.  

-Dumpling and Pierogie